Stuck at a train crossing again? Don’t scream—hiss! Let the Emotional Support Opossum dangle from your rearview mirror and remind you that patience is just feral serenity in disguise. This scrappy little guy thrives in unexpected delays, just like you navigating endless train stops. Whether you're late for work or contemplating new life choices at yet another crossing, your opossum pal is here to whisper, "Just play dead and wait it out."
Hang in there—literally.
Emotional Support Opossum
We get it—sometimes things just don’t work out (kind of like trying to beat a train at a crossing). That’s why we offer a hassle-free, no-questions-asked, 30-day money-back guarantee on all purchases. If you’re not 100% satisfied, simply return your item within 30 days for a full refund. No explanations needed, no awkward questions—just smooth tracks ahead.
If you live within 20 miles of the train tracks, your Opposum can be delivered before Valentines Day (if ordered before 6pm EST on 12 February 2025). Please select "yes" below, a confirmation email will confirm your drop off.